Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Dear (unfriended),

You have been unfriended by Hayley Hartman for infractions upon the "posting like people care" clause in the Hayley Hartman Friend Contract.


In posting about your musical tastes on repeated occasions and assuming that people give any shit about what's on your iPod, Hayley has deemed you unfit for her facebook friends and has therefore unfriended you.  You do not have to take it personally, though you may if you like.  It's a little personal.


You have been notified.


With regret,
The Hayley Hartman Facebook Management Team

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