Dear craptop,

Fuck you.  You think you're so FUNNY because you make the internet STOP WORKING when I have homework to e-mail and facebook to face.  It's not funny at all.   You need to stop or I'm going to commit hate crimes to both you and you're buddy, my cellular device, because you're both acting like jackasses tonight and I am SICK AND TIRED of your hilarious games.  

Shut the fuck up.  I hate you.

Hayley